Mr. Owl (Nonsense Verse)

Once upon a time
in the darky woods,
where no one mimes
there's owl lived beneath the hood.


He sleeps at day
he wanders at night,
and he starts to pray!
whenever he feels fright.

Mr. owl is so funny
with two big eyes,
and he need some money
cause he want to get high


Mr. owl only say's "Hoot!"
cause he didn't know how to spell,
he has no big foot
and one day he fall into well.

Mr. Owl know how to fly
cause he has big wings,
and he always want to be a spy;
who know how to sing.

Mr. Owl has those big ears;
to hear from long,
and Mr. Owl loves to drink beers,
he always says that "there's nothing wrong!".

Mr. Owl loves to play baseball
but he always do foul,
and whenever someone calls
he always says "It is Mr.Owl!".