The alligator in my pool

There is a alligator in my pool.

He lives in a water icy cool.

He eat tuna fishes.

And he likes Mom's dishes.

 He loves sea food.

He likes to swim nude.

He let no one swim.

He always go to gym.

He acts very funny

And he wear human boots.

When he out of money,

He finds rich to loot.

 I always makes everyone fool,

And tell that there is a alligator in my pool.  

I bought a little puppy

I bought a little puppy,

He is so small.

He has eyes so puffy,

And tail so tall.

He looks so stuffy,

And plays with ball.

He has a chick so chubby,

Like a china doll.

He can walk,

But try to crawl.

he always talk,

But in a southern drawl.

When he want to eat,

He lick my face.

When he need to shit,

Oh!, I can't tell that case!

The Knight Of The Fairyland

Once I went to fairyland,

The land of dead and souls.

And I stand and saw,

 Neither fairy’s nor trolls   

                       

The fairyland lost in grief,

And deep sorrow.

The trees are without leaf,

And not even a singing sparrow

I swear to my King,

“To make everyone gladden.

I’m the lionhearted knight of

The old mount wagon. “

 The old grim witch,

Cursed my fairyland .

Now I’m here to spare,

What she snitched.

I have Merlin's wand,

To defend against immoral.

And I have sorcerer’s sand,

To draw this place floral.

I swear to Arthur’s sword,

“I’ll slay the dreadful dragon.

I’m the valorous knight of

The old mount wagon. “ 

I Sit On a Glue!

I don't have a clue.

And I sit on a glue.

It always happens with me, 

But nobody gets to see.

My pants get sticky.

And I act so freaky.

Now what I do.

My hands get sticky too.

Now I can not talk.

And I can not walk.

It happens by mistake,

 Now somebody help me for God's sake!