I Sit On a Glue!

I don't have a clue.

And I sit on a glue.

It always happens with me, 

But nobody gets to see.

My pants get sticky.

And I act so freaky.

Now what I do.

My hands get sticky too.

Now I can not talk.

And I can not walk.

It happens by mistake,

 Now somebody help me for God's sake!

I Don't Have Brain(Non-sense verse)

I don't have a brain.

And I don't feel pain.

I don't know how to think.

And instead of swim I try to sink.

I always rob a train.

I feel all day insane.

I write poem's so funny.

I wander naked in the day so sunny.

I pick a fight,

with someone that might.

I go to surf with sharks.

I make funny faces before the dogs that barks.

I play football with hands.

I do magic without wands.

And no one know yet,

That I bath without getting wet.

I do nothing right.

I don't sleep in night.

I run and dance in rain.

And it happens, cause I don't have a brain.

Farmland's Night

The night is getting widow,
It is so cloudy and decor.
The moonlight is coming through my window,
And falling on my floor.


And The view I descry,
Of the grassy farmland fields,
there's a luster of stars in sky,
And I'm watching and waiting to yield.


The shivery wind breezes,
And Ample the aroma of Jasmin.
Every misery she seizes,
By playing the symphony of violin.


Now it is dawn and dawning,
The sun is on the verge of rise.
The flicker of shine appears,
from the wild blue yonder.


And I'm so lipped,
And I'm watching and waiting to yield.
This is a view I descry,
Of the grassy farmland fields.

My dog plays video games (Non-sense verses)

I have bought a dog.
He always plays video games.
He has no name.
He has no one to blame.
He thinks he is knight.
He plays games all night.
He plays so good.
He forget to eat his food.
He don't let me play.
"You are noob" he say.
He makes new score.
And he plays more and more.
He plays more.
When he get bore.
Now there's nothing I can do.
I can't even sue.
Now this is what I got.
A dog who plays a lot

The Big Fat Cat (Non-sense Verses)

In my home,There's a cat.

and she is big and fat.

She wears a big yellow hat.

She thinks everyone like that.

She loves to play with woolen ball.

She rolls it through the hall.

She tries to catch a mouse.

And she always search my house.

She eats all day.

She eats all night.

She buys things on e-bay.

She like her fur soft and white.

She jumps here and there.

She wanders I don't know where.

She don't like to share.

Her nine lives that rare.

She likes to eat fish.

"Give me more!"she always wish.

now what can I say more.

About the big fat cat who tries to roar.

Mr. Owl (Nonsense Verse)

Once upon a time
in the darky woods,
where no one mimes
there's owl lived beneath the hood.


He sleeps at day
he wanders at night,
and he starts to pray!
whenever he feels fright.

Mr. owl is so funny
with two big eyes,
and he need some money
cause he want to get high


Mr. owl only say's "Hoot!"
cause he didn't know how to spell,
he has no big foot
and one day he fall into well.

Mr. Owl know how to fly
cause he has big wings,
and he always want to be a spy;
who know how to sing.

Mr. Owl has those big ears;
to hear from long,
and Mr. Owl loves to drink beers,
he always says that "there's nothing wrong!".

Mr. Owl loves to play baseball
but he always do foul,
and whenever someone calls
he always says "It is Mr.Owl!".